towritelesbiansonherarms:

coelasquid:

geekdame:

I’m really glad Bill Murray mentioned Harold Ramis.

The look on Bill Murray’s face is breaking my heart.

noooooooooo

(Source: tarantibo)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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alicecomedies:

"ladies shouldnt relate to male characters"

"guys shouldnt relate to female characters"

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain)

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song


fall seven times, stand up eight.

(Source: justinchrists)


milisosili:

This gif and picture have taken over the internet.

(Source: itsmissjessica)

larrycoincidences:

my problem with louis is that he has a nice accent and he says witty things in that accent and he calls people “love” and “darling” and his hands and collarbones are amazing and he’s curvy even though he’s slender and his voice is so soft and sweet and raspy and it’s all a bit ???

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs

(Source: princemotorcycle)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.