grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?


im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton)

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)


(Source: thishorans)

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

(Source: willoughbooby)

goldenthong:

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

discoccult:

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damnit

volmaakt:

one of the best feelings in the world

medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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dontcryjustacid:


Bad Kids Stay High

(Source: justinchrists)


little-mrs-morgan:

astrotastic:

storyofagayboy:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook

they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.

Then only thing that would make this better is if one of them gave the camera a thumbs up.